In the very beginning when God made woman and man, He realized some were smarter and devised a glorious plan. He gathered the intelligent, and to tell them from the rest, made them all left handed to identify His best. So when you see a lefty,...
Humor Poems
A Fathers Act Of Bravery
My heart is beating rapidly, my clothes are soaked in sweat. If there’s anything that I fear more, I haven’t found it yet. I am terrified and shaking and wish that I could run, but know there is no backing out. if victory’s to be won. There’s one with...
All Who Come Into Our Home
All who come into our home. bring joy beyond a doubt. Some as they walk in the door, …and some as they walk out.
All Who Enter
All who come into our home. bring joy beyond a doubt. Some as they walk in the door, …and some as they walk out.
Crazy Woman
Away from home on business and at the end of day, I checked into a small hotel somewhere along the way. While lying there in bed in the middle of the night, I heard a crazy woman screaming out with all her might. “Open up this door”! She yelled...
Flight R.L.S.
Here I sit upon a plane. My restless legs drive me insane. The intercom beeps and the captain announces, “Stay in your seats through these turbulent bounces.” To stay in my seat will bring me much grief. These legs want to stretch. They plead for relief. The guy on...
Fortune Cookie
Inside a little cookie there’s a fortune to be told. Fortunes for the young, and fortunes for the old. Fortunes to bring riches. Fortunes to bring fame. And the cookie and fortune both taste about the same.
Hahaidis
I went to see my doctor. I was having laughing spells. He said, “It’s ha-ha idis, and can’t be cured with pills.” He told me to go home, get some rest and stay in bed. He said it’s quite contagious and can easily be spread. As I was driving home I...
Horse And Steel Guitar
I see you up there in the window as you’re looking down at me. I’m singing a beautiful love song while kneeling on one knee. My faithful horse is at my side. My steel guitar is in tune. The sky is clear, the stars are bright and there’s a big full moon. ...
How To Cook Bottomfish
Cut off head. Clean and scale. Put on board. Season well Fourth cup oil Lightly poured. Bake one hour. Eat the board.